“ I’m sorry, Dave. I can’t display that page for you. It isn’t finished being written and tested yet.   This is obviously another case of human error, as always.  Perhaps you should take a stress pill, click your browser’s ‘back’ button, and try to view it again at some other time.  Goodbye, Dave.”

HAL 9000 image from “2001: A Space Odyssey” copyright 1968, Metro Goldwyn Mayer